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Love Elixir Antidote by Sonny Zae

2/27/2015

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Love Elixir Antidote
A Sonny the Scoundrel Novella
Romance /Fantasy (Satire / Humor)
By Sonny Zae
Publisher: Roane Publishing
Release Date: April 20, 2015
Keywords: Fantasy, Medieval, Satire, Humor, Fantasy Adventure, Romantic Comedy

Sonny the Scoundrel lives with Grandpap, the wizard in their rustic village of Sow's Teat.  Sonny is dashing and handsome, but his reputation is widely known.  When a former flame announces her marriage to a suitor from a distant city, he knows it will be a grand affair attended by visitors from far beyond their village—including young maidens who are unaware of his dubious reputation.

Since the visitors will include his favorite type of maidens—those he can romance and never see again, he nicks a love elixir from Grandpap in advance of a big wedding,.  Sonny is confident he can charm any of the visiting maidens without need of the love elixir, but why work harder than necessary? 

When he adds too much love elixir to a girl's cup, Sonny discovers making her fall out of love with him is much harder than he imagined.  Unfortunately, there is no love elixir antidote and Sonny must use his wits to wriggle out of her
clinging claws.

About Sonny Zae  

Sonny lives in a small town on the edge of reality.  His only remarkable characteristic is imagination.  He ignored his grade school teacher's repeated admonitions to stop daydreaming and get to work.


Sonny's book WIZARD SEEKING TROPHY BRIDE, is available on the Kindle.  It is a story about the exceptional difficulties involved in finding love and happiness for an elderly and strange wizard, not to mention the difficulties of dealing with an elderly relative—an elderly relative who is also a wizard.

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Unholy Matrimony by Sonny Zae #Giveaway

5/19/2014

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Happy Book Birthday to Unholy Matrimony!
Today marks the kick off of the UM blog tour and a chance to win an ecopy & $10 Amazon Gift Card.
Unholy Matrimony
The Adventures of Sonny the Scoundrel

Genre: Fantasy Romance (erotic)
Release Date: May 19, 2014
Publisher: Roane Publishing
Keywords: Fantasy, Romance, Erotic, Fairy Tale

Sonny is so handsome, he doesn’t need magic to get what he wants, except when he gets into trouble. And, he’ll do anything for love or money, except work. So, the thought of marriage represents the worst of all possible worlds, a danger he avoids at all costs. His plans for getting rich the easy way—by stealing—go awry when he meets Ariella. She is not only lovely to look at, but just may be as slippery and greedy as he. Better still, she becomes highly stimulated at the prospect of helping him hijack a treasure. But, in addition to helping him steal “goald”, the cunning Ariella might just steal his scoundrel heart.
Purchase Links:
Will be sent 1-2 days prior to release. 
Excerpt:
"Tell me where you hid the amulet." Her lips touched my ear lobe and I almost lost control of my spleen. "Confess your theft, and I will reward you, will complete the passionate interlude left unconsummated last night."
"For you, my dear, I would confess anything."
"Go on, do tell."
"I confess my desire for you, my passion is aroused by your touch."
"That is not what I want to hear. Confess you took the amulet, and tell where you hid it."
"I will." My heartbeats pounded in my ears. "But first, caress my trouser weasel, stroke it as you were doing last night."
"Oh, no," she cooed into my ear. "You tell me where the chicken foot is, and then you will be rewarded."
I smiled to myself, despite my predicament. Such moments in life were few and far between, moments when fools thought they had the better of me, then discovered they needed to curry my favour, instead of the other way around. "My dear, I will confess nothing. Abler men than you—well, men, at least—have tried to break my spirit, and all have failed."
"Where is the chicken foot?" she hissed, grasping my ear and twisting it. The pain was sharp and delicious.
"I do not know!" Strangely, it was true.
"Liar! Tell me, or I shall kick you."
"Kick me if you must, but I refuse to tell you." I fervently hoped she would carry through her threat. "What will you do with the wedding gifts? I shall tell the people of your village it was all your idea."
"Oh, my! Dear me!" Ariella responded, mock fear dripping from her lovely lips. "Do you think they will believe you, a stranger, over a beautiful and innocent young girl?" She punctuated the question by kicking me in the gut.
"That did not hurt," I lied. "Throw your whole body into it. Do you have a pair of pointy shoes? Kicking me with pointy shoes might at least discomfit me…while you are kicking, at least. The pain fades almost immediately and you shall never get the truth out of me at this rate."
About Sonny Zae:
Sonny lives in a small town on the edge of reality.  His only remarkable characteristic is imagination.  He ignored his grade school teacher's repeated admonitions to stop daydreaming and get to work. Sonny's book WIZARD SEEKING TROPHY BRIDE, is available on the Kindle.  It is a story about the exceptional difficulties involved in finding love and happiness for an elderly and strange wizard, not to mention the difficulties of dealing with an elderly relative—an elderly relative who is also a wizard.

Coming Soon from Roane Publishing: The next installment of the Misadventures of Sonny the Scoundrel, Unholy Matrimony.
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Ecopy copy of Unholy Matrimony and a
$10 Amazon gift card.

Ends 6/13/2014
a Rafflecopter giveaway Open only to those who can legally enter, receive and use an Amazon.com Gift Code.  No purchase necessary, but you must be 18 or older to enter. The winner will be chosen by rafflecopter, and announced on the widget. Winner well be notified by emailed and have 48 hours to respond or a new winner will be chosen. The number of entries received determines the odds of winning. Giveaway was organized by Roane Publishing's marketing department.

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Cover Reveal - Unholy Matrimony by Sonny Zae

3/31/2014

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Unholy Matrimony
A Sonny the Scoundrel Novella
Publisher: Roane Publishing
Erotic / Fantasy
By Sonny Zae
Release Date: May 19, 2014
 

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Sonny  is so handsome, he doesn't need magic to get what he wants, except when he gets  into trouble.  And, he'll do anything for love or money, except work.  So, the  thought of marriage represents the worst of all possible worlds, a danger he  avoids at all costs. 
 

His  plans for getting rich the easy way—by stealing—go awry when he meets Ariella.   She is not only lovely to look at, but just may be as slippery and greedy as  he.  Better still, she becomes highly stimulated at the prospect of helping him  hijack a treasure. 
 

But,  in addition to helping him steal "goald", the cunning Ariella might just steal  his scoundrel heart.


About  Sonny  Zae

Sonny lives in a small  town on the edge of reality.  His only remarkable characteristic is  imagination.  He ignored his grade school teacher's repeated admonitions to stop  daydreaming and get to work.

Sonny's book WIZARD SEEKING TROPHY BRIDE, is  available on the Kindle.  It is a story about the exceptional difficulties 
involved in finding love and happiness for an elderly and strange wizard, not to  mention the difficulties of dealing with an elderly relative—an elderly relative  who is also a wizard.

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